RSSWHEN SEYA BECAME THE GRAVE DIGGER
26 Feb 2010 14 Comments
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Dear Ugandans, This is your Mayor Seya writing to you. It is very sadi and
surprise that I lose DP President to Norbert Mao yet I have been in DP for
long ago, I have been in that party for 34 years old. DP has now become a
party of robbers, even young man are now robbers.
Mao is still a young man who was born tomorrow when I was seeing and
looking, when he was in nursery school, I was already big man with a shop
on Uganda House.
Friends I need your support and caring because I want to form my own
political party called SSP ( Social Security Party ) I am going to leave DP
because they are now robbers, They steal me. I even have 8 reasons how they
steal me in Mbale;
1. They decided to count votes at night when am feeling sleep.
2. Mao used ghost voters, all the ghosts from gulu voted for him.
3. There was also Makerere science especially Lumumba science. Mao was
giving voters sweets to vote for him.
4. The people counting votes were using fingers and bottle tops to tally
votes.
5. Mao was using American English to confuse the voters.
6. Mao used UPE kids to vote for him claiming they are not kids but just
short people.
7. They hired Sudanese ninjas who disappeared with my votes at night.
8. This old bachelor called OO and Ssekids were campaigning for Mao when
people were voting.
People with those 8 points you can clearly see how they steal me in Mbale.
That is why am forming my political party and I know I can win elections
because I have many people in higher places. I am the newer Obama of
Uganda.
I am calling upon my friends in Goliath investments and Zadok to help me
campaign. My OBs remember me, “BY THE WAY DON’T FORGOTTEN THAT WE WENT TO
THE SAME SCHOOL LONG LONG TIME AGO.’’
My friends Zadok, Joshua, Allan, Phil, Jude, Nico and Geoffrey , I have
appointed you my campaign managers. You are going to use makerere science
to give all Ugandans sweets when am campaigning. If we win, you will become
ministers.
People of Uganda if you vote for me: I will do the following for you;
1. I will give everyone Federo which is real not ants wings. I will even
recognize the Uganja republic of Bobi wine.
2. I will put bore holes in every home so that there is clean water every
where you go.
3. I will improve Bwaise and Kalerwe, I will make them hills like Naguru.
We shall pour soils in Bwaise up to when it becomes a hill with no
flooding.
4. I will build better roads like those in UK. The roads will be double
Decker.
5. I will repair the clock tower and buy new batteries for the clock.
6. I will build another City Garden in Kawempe like that Silver City.
7. I will give everyone mobile phones and pakalast for a whole year.
YOURS TRULY, SEYA.
RELEASED BY ZADOK, SSP MOBILISHER.
Mar 01, 2010 @ 09:43:33
The English is too good to belong to Sseya but well tried anyway.
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